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Sub Demotivational Poster


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


SOME SHIPS -


TAGS: us navy submarine
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

fgd051943 - October 22, 2013, 4:13 pm
There are 2 types of vessels in the ocean: submarines and targets.
Budog - August 12, 2011, 5:28 am
120 sailors dive, six months later 60 couples surface...
Iconoclast - August 11, 2011, 2:37 pm
Excellent!! And a passing thought in memory of those who submerged intentionally, but who did not return to the surface.
mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:27 pm
witty...5L
MPsniper - August 11, 2011, 11:25 am
awesome picture. 5 flooded forward tubes for you


EMPTY LAUNCH TUBE -


TAGS: submarine slbm navy typhoon
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Fritz0817 - October 22, 2010, 1:09 pm
That's what that bright flash was in new york, I thought it might have been Fox News admitting Glenn Beck is retarded.
smalltownguy - October 16, 2010, 1:14 am
makes me miss watching Red October every Christmas lol
GeorgiZhukov - October 15, 2010, 9:41 pm
Looks like the 'Dmitriy Donskoy'. I think that it's in the Zapadnaya Litsa Base. Not bad. I give this 5 Lions.
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
Well done mate.., this is superb..!! 5 missing lions for you...


International Women's Day 3/18/16 -




THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.


TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Ism

TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


BMW DRIVERS -




HIDDEN DEPTHS - ... I May Have Feelings Deeper Than You Think ...


TAGS: hidden depths iceberg submerged
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
Pretty much, yeah... combined with quite a few human failures.
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:26 pm
That's just how the Titanic sank.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 12:57 pm
Cheers... But I really messed up the caption... Was too tired to think of anything better!
pratham - January 4, 2012, 5:17 am
Awesome..


NAVY STRATEGY -


TAGS: submarine seal team disguised uss nevada
Rating: 4.67/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 2:07 am
I say shove a GPS up their a$$ and attach laser beams to their heads...and if that isn't effective...try it with actual Harbor Seals...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:27 am
What do you expect from a submarine named after a land-locked state? 5L


5UBLIMINAL ME55AGE5 - DOE5 THI5 PO5TER MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE A CERTAIN WAY, FRIEND5?


TAGS: subliminal messages vote
Rating: 4.35/5

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Kyronic - June 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
Every time I read 5omething like thi5 I 5lur my 5'5. I 5tart to 5ound like Daffy Duck.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:43 am
You must do what you think is right, of course.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:18 pm
I think the poster wants me to vote 3L
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:18 am
Thanks Steve. Can I call you Steve? You're feeling sleepy Steve. Very sleepy...
SteveFurlong - May 27, 2012, 9:14 am
Haha! 5L for getting a laugh out of me.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:13 am
Good, gooood. 5oon I will have all the minions I require under my command. Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
gas - May 26, 2012, 7:36 pm
nah, the5e 5ubliminal thing5 never work.. oh wait..


THE MIGHTY OAK -


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!


I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse


TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim sh** - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
lol!


HARBOR TOUR -


TAGS: submarine boat license calendar ocean
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by forseti

birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 1:58 pm
I still don't get how someone can be stupid enough to do this.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:35 pm
lmao
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
Well played.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:30 am
Chuckle.


DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.


TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm
Ain't that the truth!


SUBJECTIVE - Whether something is a "feel-good movie" is determined solely by what makes you feel good.




MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This


TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

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lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!


SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?


TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Zephir

V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too


IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.


TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

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Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
Failboat - changing modes


Vegan Joke #11 -




GLOBAL WARMING... -


TAGS: navy submarine global warming
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

eldiabloloco - October 18, 2010, 8:19 am
I agree RL 5L from me also
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:14 pm

i'm surprised this scored so low. i really like it. 5L from me dude.


LAST SUBMISSION -


TAGS: **** submission
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
Perhaps should have been submitted to "Dig My Dog"


AIRMAN -




MATH -


TAGS: add subtract divide and multiply
Rating: 4.83/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
Cute.


IRANIAN NAVAL EXERCISES... -


TAGS: iran navy submarine p3 sink
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:05 pm
Silly Vulture! I was reading the map wrong. What I thought were the boundaries is a dirt track! :D
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 4:56 pm
The whole southern half of Iran is on the Arabian sea.
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:53 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Iran_Navy ===== http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_ships_of_the_Iranian_Navy
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:52 am
actually...they have a real live navy....and quite a few submarines.
vulture - December 31, 2011, 4:52 am
I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question, here - what is a land-locked country (Iran) doing owning a sub? Where do they park it?!


TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!




I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!


TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
thanks
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L


SUBURBIA -


TAGS: suburbia trees home
Rating: 3.58/5

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Look you can see - April 25, 2009, 1:26 pm
the Slums of tomorrow


SUBSTANCE ABUSE -


TAGS: substance drug abuse
Rating: 3.38/5

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banhammer - March 16, 2010, 1:59 pm
5L David! ;)
David A - March 16, 2010, 1:57 pm
I'm glad she drove last night, I was hammered!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
that's FacePlant's sister
banhammer - March 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
I Swear I Did Not Do It!
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
Looks to me like a victim from Agdanieles BanHammer swinging. Nobody was safe.


YELLOW SUBMARINE - Not as amazing as the Beatles made it out to be.


TAGS: yellow submarine the beatles
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey, that's my next door neighbor...


EXUBERANCE -




SOMEONE ELSE'S BAD DAY - they make mine seem so much better


TAGS: badday car submerged
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:26 pm

It's all about perspective.


Mitsubishi 3000gt -


TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


CUSTOMER FEEDBACK - Most Businesses Take It Very Seriously




RIVERS - It's what makes a subaru a submarine




SUBTLETY - Not really necessary here




SUBTLETY -


TAGS: subtlety lesbian
Rating: 2/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:17 am
Hm...I had this exact conversation with a friend of mine...not a friend any more but still...a friend XD


DESPAIR - I am in it!




hooter girls -


TAGS: subway sammich
Rating: 5/5

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CaptMickeyd - August 17, 2015, 4:38 pm
Make me a sandwich, on wheat, with all the fixins.
concern3 - August 17, 2015, 3:13 am
As usual reality prevails


IRONY - This License plate was made at the state penitentiary


TAGS: subtle state motto irony
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:20 pm

solid 5l james. n1
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:52 pm
I've been trying for 5 minutes to translate 104 1608 from L33tsp34k before I noticed the live free of die! Well played!


SUBMARINES - Underhand, unfair, and damned un-English But by God they get the job done


TAGS: submarines
Rating: 4.64/5

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Alixian - September 15, 2011, 5:54 am
Shouldn't that be submersables?
Sean - September 13, 2011, 11:24 pm
Ok, so there's no such word as "Natative". So I musta mean Narrative. Yeah that's the ticket.
Sean - September 13, 2011, 11:22 pm
So I'm 250 pages into volume II of Shelby Foote's masterwork, The Civil War: A Natative, and for me the best parts so far are the naval battles. Rams, ironclads, "cottonclads" ... it's all quite amazing. Haven't got to the part with submergibles yet.
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:44 am
Just for everyone's benefit, this is the first and only warning. This will go no further.
Alixian - September 13, 2011, 2:35 am
Ok seeing as Sean and Realogic think they know better and obviously think they are funny. I had a very traumatic experience as a child at the hands of a PAEDOPHILE. ARE YOU f***ING HAPPY NOW
Sean - September 12, 2011, 2:25 pm
Do you know how the internet works? No. Really. You not only ***kishly asked that a partucular word not be typed (is it pneumonia?), you did so, uber ***kishly, using caps lock. Good luck with that.
Sean - September 12, 2011, 2:22 pm
Yer thinking maybe there's a sub out there with the words "free candy" painted on the side, aren't you?
realogic - September 12, 2011, 2:06 pm
Sounds like someone is being overly defensive... Wonder why >.>...
Alixian - September 12, 2011, 3:50 am
I WILL ASK YOU ONLY ONCE TO NEVER EVER MENTION THAT P WORD IN FRONT OF ME
Sean - September 9, 2011, 2:53 pm
I got this one, Mooooooooooooooooooooo. But what if the job is paedophilial in nature, or axe-murdering? I don't think a sub is good for that.
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:29 am
During the late 19th century, early 20th century, the Royal Navy were not keen on using submarines. We still used them but back then submariners were treated like pirates, hence the jolly roger whenever they sank a ship. I love submarines ,meself
CloudchaserS - September 9, 2011, 10:13 am
I've always thought it's only dishonorable for the bad guys to be sneaky, underhanded, etc. When good guys do the same thing, I see nothing at all wrong with that. Shooting in the back, surprise attack, etc. (is 100% serious)


AIRMAN -


TAGS: airman submariner airforce
Rating: 4.38/5

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Airman - July 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
lol.. you scoundrel. funny, I would rather sit in a copters door with my feet out at 6000 feet, than jump into water where I can't see the bottom. I hate that feeling.


Island Days -




IT'S NOT ART - It's subliminal advertising




NORTH POLE - "I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE."


TAGS: albuquerque north pole submarine
Rating: 2.3/5


Smiles -


TAGS: smiles suburban paranoia soundgarden
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:53 am
Well that's just creepy, Bobb. 5L
falloutghoul - September 20, 2013, 7:47 am
Black Hole 5un, won't you come...


MODERN ART -




ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -


TAGS: substitute teacher firs*day
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm

yup...this is real good.
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:04 pm

This is epic! 5LLLLL and faved!~


MADE IT MA -


TAGS: northpole submarine white heat cagney
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:10 am
Nautilus...90 North. (Cool!)


beginning of the end -




SUCCESS -


TAGS: submit and despair
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:54 pm
Genius!!! I love it!


THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.




SUBWAY - Deaths transport of choice


TAGS: subway death
Rating: 2.22/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:53 pm
Subway: Death's restaurant of choice. No wonder he's so freaking bony!


INTERNET ARGUMENTS - OOHHH! This ones turning into a real WIZARDS DUEL! I can't wait to submit my comment.




THINK OF SOMETHING -




SUBTLE BEAUTY - Shy, Awkward, But Stunning Nonetheless.


TAGS: indian saree subtlebeauty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:09 pm
It's a metamorphical process Cubby. They begin as stunning beauties, then marry and TRANSFORM into "Aunties" :P
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:07 pm
Sorry Achmed...I'm still staring at the dot.
Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 8:10 pm
You notice there is no middle for Indian women. Beauty Or Dogface....She's a beauty.


NUCLEAR WESSEL - One Ping and one giant ICBM




MESSAGES -




CARDBOARD SUBMARINES - There's a fundamental design flaw there somewhere


TAGS: cardboard submarine
Rating: 3.24/5

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Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:09 pm
Looks as though it has been under some pressure. Depth charges to the stern, I'd hazard.


LINDOMAR - The Brazilian Sub-Zero




THE NAVY - Not as uninvoled in the war on terrorism as you would be led to believe


TAGS: navy teror sub
Rating: 2.77/5

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rerun - March 1, 2010, 6:29 am

amsom pic.
NiteStryker - February 28, 2010, 11:40 pm
The Navy - Not using spellcheck.


SUBMARINE RACING - My money is on the yellow one....


TAGS: submarine
Rating: 2.23/5

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NOW WE KNOW - What your next building project is




An elephant in the room -


TAGS: do something of substance
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 7:44 pm
Thx guys
rerun - May 31, 2013, 7:04 pm

Intense.
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:40 am
Dang, I do love a string of profound posters on a Friday morn. Cheers, RD. 5L


Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


Double Negatives -




GANGURO -


TAGS: japanese subculture challenge day
Rating: 4.94/5

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ICEMAN - October 5, 2010, 8:56 am
5 grateful lions


SUBMISSION APPROVED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how nice MotiFake really is.




Starbucks Coffee -


TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee subliminal messages
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!


enjoying the ride -




YOUR MASTERPIECE -


TAGS: submit submit submit
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

Galazbru - November 14, 2010, 9:15 am
I see no Landing gear...
Derek - April 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
I've heard Harriers are bloody hard to fly. Poor bugger got the balance right, at the expense of rate of descent.


Paparazzi -




MITSUBISHI - Killing people since 1940


TAGS: mitsubishi zero
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - September 23, 2012, 7:23 pm

3rd post for you. pretty good for a new guy. you get 5L's from me. keep em comin
vilnius - September 23, 2012, 7:03 pm
Krupps, which now makes coffee makers, made the huge guns that shelled Paris in WWI
falloutghoul - September 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
4 Banzais from me.


your minivan -


TAGS: why they make suburbans
Rating: 4.56/5

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Silverheart - May 2, 2014, 6:20 am

Hemis, racing stripes, bull horns, h** rod flames... Pimp my minivan.
Greeny - May 2, 2014, 5:25 am
They should put Hemi's in those things and save mankind at least a little dignity


Subtitles -




PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: hard work substitute motifake rerun
Rating: 4.47/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 4:26 am
Here here! 5L's
fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 3:36 am
The beatings will continue until moral improves.


FIVE DOLLAR (NOT QUITE A) FOOTLONGS! -


TAGS: subway footlongs come up short
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 10:14 am
I do believe that when I pay $3.299 I get the full gallon. I did ask for the change once when I bought a gallon for the mower and paid $3.30…wonder what $.001/gal amounts to per day.
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:35 am
Foil bags containing Lays chips still same size but contents getting less in volume too. More air, less cholesterol.
CloudchaserS - January 19, 2013, 5:33 am
Good point. There's also that story about Delta saving thousands just by putting one olive in their salads instead of two.
Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 12:43 am
My wife always wants the 6 incher but I swear its at least 6.25"
Greeny - January 18, 2013, 7:47 pm
It's just the same as that 8 inch myth thingy
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:21 pm

My poster is just my sarcastic take on the matter. Look around, the food industry is trying to charge the same $ for less product. I see it all the time in grocery stores.
alazgr8 - January 18, 2013, 3:20 pm
Would you complain if you found out the gallon of gas you purchased was less than a gallon?
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:19 pm

On top of that, Subway has reduced the portions of meat, cheese and other toppings.
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:17 pm

GaryO answered it pretty well. One person measured their sub, found it an inch short. He posted it on FB, which led to many ppl doing the same. Over half of the 'footlongs' were actually 11 - 11.5 inches, with none over 12.
GaryO - January 18, 2013, 2:09 pm
My take on this poster is the unstated downsizing of everything in the food industry. A jar of mayo is now 30oz. Hardly recognizable shrinkage to the consumer, but a gazillion jars, like the tens of thousands of subway samiches, is a big dif to the mfg.
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2013, 11:51 am
If the foot longs you got were 13in, would you complain?
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2013, 11:50 am
I've a couple of question for all of the complainers. Subway serves thousands of sandwiches every hour. Probably tens of thousands. Do you really expect each and every ft long to never be less than 12 inches? And if the foot longs you got were 13 inches?


SUMMER JOBS - Volunteering your time and expertise truly enhances the experience


TAGS: spacedog right subject
Rating: 4.33/5

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whatukno - June 28, 2010, 2:31 pm
5L That was good LOL


EXTREME FOOD ALLERGIES - Accept no substitutes, and let nature run it's course..... pansy.




Mao, Uggy, and Missy -


TAGS: touchy subject with a twist
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:25 am
Never heard of it, but I s’pose you could get prostate cancer from second hand smoke. Damm you, Linda Lovelace.
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:09 am
Second hand smoke?
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:26 am
Well….note to self: do NOT try to turn heads after three sh**s…..four….maybe. The hat I can change, Uggy, but I think I broke yer face.
ughomer - February 9, 2014, 7:36 am
GaryO ~ I'd like to change hats with Maoworks. Mine looks silly compared to his!


IS MODERATING FUN? -


TAGS: rerun has been fully inoculated against your submissions
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - March 13, 2010, 4:54 pm
Good empathy Space.


RUSSIAN IDEA -


TAGS: yellow submarine hydroplane russian dkranoplan
Rating: 3.93/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 11:41 am
I'm Russian, it's Russia, and anything with Russia in it I give a good vote.
RetiredUSNChief - April 6, 2011, 2:53 am
Sweet! Actually...it did indeed leave the drydock. It just never went into production.


MOTIFAKE SUBMISSIONS - Gems, they can't all be.




JEALOUSY - It's not wishing you'd made that poster. It's not trying to imitate that poster either. It's voting 1 lion when it deserves 5.


TAGS: oh well submit the bad ones too
Rating: 3.74/5

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spacedog - October 8, 2009, 9:10 pm
Actually that's not what I had in mind but thanks guys. (even you hornhead)
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:26 am
Following the logic of this poster, I have to give it a 5.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:21 am
....I knew that...Have I told you how..shiny your horns have been lately? What is that? Varnish? Ooooh..
Haarakkon - October 7, 2009, 1:19 am
LOL - No, I meant SpaceDork. He's alright...
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:17 am
DORK?? Who're you calling DORK? Have you SEEN yourself in the mirror? I mean.. HORNS? REALLY?!
Haarakkon - October 7, 2009, 1:16 am
Agreed. Dork.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:14 am
And you got my 5 here.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:14 am
I sense some insecurity in you, SD. And if it IS there, then it's not appropriate. You're a great contributor, keep 'em coming!


LO, AND BEHOLD! -




QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - Keep Slinging The Crap Eventually The Mods Will Approve It Lock N' Load


TAGS: quality crap submit
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 6:43 pm
Good direction... I'm just concerned that the noobs will take this as advice.
rerun - July 25, 2010, 6:06 pm

nice effort. great message
Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 5:51 pm
Funny...almost there.I like it


AFTER LOOKING FOR 500FT SUBS ALL DAY - a 5 footer sounds pretty good right now


TAGS: sub hunter
Rating: 3.64/5

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GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 5:27 pm
you've seen too many Subway commercials :)
Airman - March 17, 2010, 5:21 pm
that makes absolutely no sense at all.. I meant to say foot long. idiot


CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS -




SUBLIMINALITY -




ONE GOLD LION - Because Motifake.com won't let me give your submission zero lions


TAGS: one gold lion vote motifake motifake com submission vote score pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

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a REAL anonymous - February 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
The resolution is so low but the picture is so big. It looks terrible! I give this picture one gold lion. Guess why.
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 6:39 pm
an order is in for a fail lion!
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:31 am
I just figure out why he's always gold! If you look closely, you'll see that the fold lions are high! (By a pixel or two)
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:29 am
You say optimist, I say "vote s**t." But I guess, if you look at 4 lions a**es all day it kinda changes your perspective on things.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:32 am
Melvin is an optimist. He always holds out that one last hope for people and the posters they make, trying to find the good within. He doesn't believe anyone will ever truly be a zero. It's a philosophical stand.
Roamer - August 28, 2008, 9:14 pm
Don't be hatin' on Melvin; he's a lover of all motifakes.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 6:08 pm
Him? That guy's taking a LOT of codeine so all motifakes are generally agreeable to him.


RUN SILENT RUN DEEP - Works better when you don't run into the hull of a destroyer




BUDGET CUTS - The new administration introduces a brilliant plan to reduce the deficit




ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER - Go Ask Alice When She's 10 Feet Tall


TAGS: correction to misspelled prior submission
Rating: 2.6/5

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asdf - June 13, 2009, 1:24 am
i love that girl, she was h** (she isnt right now)


TOTO - Did We Pack More of those Pills?




WARNING - Don't stand near closing doors EVER!!!


TAGS: sub fail
Rating: 2.25/5

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SUBMISSION REJECTED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how mean MotiFake really is.


TAGS: submission rejected mean motifake zapper
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
M response to this is... 115165
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
had to do it. I feel a hammy moment coming on...lol
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:43 pm
What a shameless bump, 5150.
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:39 pm
My response to this fake, aside from 1L is....120031
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
When she drains it daily, there's not much to squirt.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:07 pm
silly me i thought lil squirt was your nickname
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:05 pm
You don't have to tell me that, Face. Why do you think I didn't need a GF until I was 19.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:03 pm
Your sister just knows how to drain a guy, lemme tell you
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Better get 2 gallons.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
From the looks of it, you need the calcium... that's one seriously weak bone.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
I gotta get my protein from somewhere, just pick up the d*** milk already.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:56 pm
Why don't you just snowball a gallon back into a jug when you're done bre***feeding?
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:53 pm
You should you wont ever leave your sister alone long enough to let me finish, o yea, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on your way home from the home depot parking lot
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
I may be a noob, but at least I know where you spend your nights!
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
Coming from you, that makes me laugh.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:49 pm
What is this a noob love fest? You guys all suck at everything!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Stop bringing your mom into everything! Noob!
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
Five dollar h***ers get turned down less than my submissions.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Well I sympathize with him, however nooby he may be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
Don't listen to Agdaniele...he's just some noob, we barely know him and his posters are "meh" at best.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
I understand. Totally. I get rejected all the time.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Pride, not prinde. MEssed another one up. No, I'm sober. Shaddup.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
FINALLY someone who understands. But ya, I'm also pretty used to the "no talent" thing.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:38 pm
I think it's cute. Even endearing. He opened his heart and communicated that getting a poster rejected can't be shrugged off. He has feelings and pride. No talent, but feelings and prinde? Plenty.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 5:06 pm
IDK
madcow - December 3, 2010, 5:04 pm
Then how did this pict thing not get rejected??????
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:43 pm

welcome dude and thanks for making an effort to see the other side. appreciated.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thank you, Reality. I'll take your advice.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:42 pm

when your stuff is rejected zapper we generally give a reason why. if you listen to that reason and contact anyone for help you might be surprised at how quickly your posters improve.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:39 pm
No thanks, I would like my submissions to be approved. Sorry, for the misunderstanding, Reality. And Faceplant, I don't have a basement.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:37 pm
Well if you plan on doing this for a while zapper at least you are getting the padding up in your basement fairly quickly.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:36 pm

i do not understand why you are contesting my approval of your poster zapper. this presents a dilema. do i reject all of your posters from now on so i don't offend you further? please advise.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm usually the drunkest. and I would have rejected it as well. (please review the work of Harrakkon, Sean and Agdaniele to see real motifakes)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Well I'm grateful you didn't get to it first.
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Face it Face you're just jealous you weren't invited
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:25 pm
Would have if i got to it first. Some of us are nicer than others, or drunker. Im going with drunker on this one.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm
No, I'm just thinking that if they didn't like it then couldn't they reject it?
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:23 pm

it met the criteria for approval. demotivational...yes. funny...meh...lets see if they laugh at it or with it. you obviously wanted something said so i obviously let you say it. are you now complaining that it shouldn't have been approved?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:18 pm
Yeah, you guys are mean, I'd never be so crue.....I can't do it. 1L (bad, just bad)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:17 pm
If you really hate this, how come it was approved?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Oh shut up.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Did u mean to say boy instead of guy?
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
*then
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
And as far as being a man goes it must be your mangina than....
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
Even a Donkey doesn't make the same mistake twice
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
I'm a guy, dammit!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:11 pm
Awww does someones vajajay hurt? Make something of some quality and that reject b***on wont get used so much.


I KNOW - Some Real Winners.


TAGS: winner slash sublime guitar hero loser
Rating: 1.61/5

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Acertainfatass - February 22, 2009, 1:29 am
at least he doesnt cry like a little b**** when he loses
nfwu - February 7, 2009, 2:12 am
i know him. his name is zack & he can f***ing shred the real guitar way better then he can play at gh. and the user genocideface thinks he get away with making this kid out to be something he is not. oh! & also, genocideface is better at g
cylinderblockV8 - February 3, 2009, 6:38 am
This kid is g**, and so is this stupid motifake.
Ihateguitarhero - January 18, 2009, 10:21 pm
Real guitar = skill Guitar Hero = f***ing idiot who should have spent the time learning guitar
giggity - December 7, 2008, 12:08 am
what?


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